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The Blanket

September 29, 2009

The Blanket

Here is what we have deduced;
The victim was drying on the clothes line when one of the below ungulates, curiously nibbled and taunted the victim.

The victim was attacked by a horn and clung on for dear life.  Knowing the instinctive habits of goats, the goat pulled the blanket, hooked on a horn, from the line.  Once this happened, the goat looked behind, seeing the blanket in hot pursuit, panic ensued at a high rate of speed.  The goats collectively ran 1/4 mile, through 3 or 4 fence lines and 1 gate, past the cows.

After the final fence, the victim, tore and embedded with gravel, gave up the ghost.

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